Event 11
August 22, 2014 - August 24 2014
Event Favorites:
adminSimon Aug '14
Aaaaaaaaaaand go!
Tap_of_Winds Aug '14
Machine gun spider obstacle course madness.
Sausage party.
plot plot plot plot plot
Eztic Aug '14
The Tekalli mythos continuing to be frighteningly literal.
Lizardfolk light show, followed by the world turning stripey.
The bomb going off and everyone outside going sprawling (great group immersion).
Tinker-fest with Crash.
Getting ninja-looted by a freaking bird.
PLU's surgery, and his forced understanding of humor.
Zorrah empties a clip into someone for religious reasons.
"Simon Moody, line of voice waylay!" "No effect." "Oh shit!"
zorrahyeyi Aug '14
PLU is being vivisected/undergoing routine maintenance in the Trading Post. Lucius walks in, stops just long enough to say "Oh," then nopes right back out.
Giuseppe: Did you see machine gun spider? Zorrah: Yes... Giuseppe: Did they say anything about me?
PLU: "Do you believe that I would turn into a penis?"
Miles Caplan: "I call this one the Room of a Thousand Bad Choices."
PLU: "I believe I now understand humour."
Konstantin: "Words 'In.Col.Can' was also written on satellite... What? Why are you staring at me?"
Eztic: "Brother, I want you to know that I have been prouder of you. But only once."
dcltdwKonstantin Novoselov Aug '14
In.Col.Con - no kidding. smile
Being blown up was A+++, but what preceded it was A++++++. RP plot for the RP character? Awww yeaaaaah.
Hours later, realizing that the parts list for the computer that I had gotten was the parts list that I'd been searching everywhere for. Win!!
Gun lessons from Roosevelt. Law tribunal planning with Roosevelt and Rowan. /singletear Oh yes, and the deathstaredaggers of death from Dahlia on Sunday. (How does she do that?!? No wait, nevermind. How do I do that?!?)
Bouncing thrown daggers off of my favorite staff members at the game end battle is always fun. smile (Hint: did I hit you? You're absolutely my favorite. wink )
adminSimon Aug '14
Tender Moments from the Mod Hall:
Czeslaw enters the Facility and comes around the corner, face to face with a spider turret which begins to slowly walk towards him. CZESLAW: That's... not even a little bit OK.
A minute later, after deliberation about how to handle the situation... CZESLAW: It doesn't have to be like this. We can be frien- SPIDER TURRET: 3 Piercing Electric.
MAKA: Zorrah, did it run out of ammo? ZORRAH: (Climbs up on table to inspect spider turret) Yeah, I think- SPIDER TURRET: Line of Voice 3 Piercing Electric. (Zorrah slumps off the table.)
Spider Turret spazzes out and falls off its placement into a pile of popper traps. EZTIC: (With a wail) Spider, noooooooo!
Grim_Fandango Aug '14
Makin' people cry. Nuff said... actually not "nuff" at all. So I guess I will make a list like all the rest of the squares. Some rebel I am -Matt Hurd attaching an ORC trophy to his chest, putting a fake helmet with the words "pwer armr" on his head and wandering towards the trading post saying "Orc orc orc" -all my plots going off just as I envisioned them. (See above comment about crying people.) -Jurgen smashing his Brother-In-Law's head in with a broken shield. because YOLO. (Maybe I didn't get his motivation...because YOLO.) -Lex stealing patched power armor. (I wonder if he licked it? does it count as his otherwise? How do dusters law?) -Doing the call to blow up the trade summit, and realizing that Roosevelt and Konstantine were still able to stumble out holding their organs in. -the like 10 minutes I thought the players didn't have enough surgens and would have to choose between saving incredibly important NPCs or their fellow townsfolk. -Reading this thread and hearing the reactions to the spiders. Spiders are our friends... but clearly not yours.
KathPatli Tototl/Medicine Bird Aug '14
Ryan's face when he read Konstantin's In.Col.Can notes. Followed by the almost identical look on every other Tekalli's face on hearing the news.
Those of you who think Zorrah is scary and weren't at the Tekalli death goddess ritual don't know the half of it.
Giuseppe, on being asked what he thought of that ritual: "There are factions other than mine for a reason, and I'm glad of it."
In the final fight: making an end run down to where the sniper was to try to get to Boris. Ducking between cars, and then realizing that the body in front of me was Patches. Crouched next to him, getting ready to drag him out, when the NPC points a very large gun at me and pulls the trigger.... and it goes "click."
The general panic of "crap, do we have enough surgeons?!" after the explosion.
Tick-leech removal. Pink goop FTW!
Implant lessons with Eztic as he put a targeting eye into Zorrah.
Zorrah, to thing with big weapon going around mowing people down in the final fight: "Line of voice diagnose." Thing: "0 blood." continues to march around Everyone else: "WTF?!"
Yuri handing over the cure he spent two years on.
And seconding everything about PLU's discovery of humor.
car0murCaroline Aug '14
The look on Mike's face when [REDACTED].
Literally every single interaction with Dahlia/Giuseppe. Those characters... I can't even. Wonderful.
Having the privilege of seeing Small Fry evolve as a character, and Katrina's incredible portrayal of her. I'm floored. Every moment with her is absolutely incredible. <3 <3 <3
Jurgen's face when Dahlia begged him not to leave her when she saw who the Inquisition chose to fight him, and the ensuing gutwrenching fight to the death. So many tears. Holy shit.
Family dinner. It really felt like... family. Hard to have that kind of experience at a LARP and I felt honored.
Going into the woods with the People of the Cliff and the amazing RP that ensued afterwards with all the PC's involved.
The giant crow. I believe we have a solution to our bug problem, everyone.
Seeing all your beautiful faces around the fire at the second town meeting, watching everyone cooperate, and feeling completely and totally happy for a single moment. (just before...)
Discovering how Cassius died. And all those repressed memories flooding back. And the aftermath.
And finally...
- The look on Small Fry's face when Dahlia told her she thought she may be pregnant.
Grim_Fandango Aug '14
Caroline, I believe what you meant was:
- The giant crow. I believe we have a solution to ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS EVER.
car0murCaroline Aug '14
Giant crows do overwhelming piercing slays. We ride them as mounts. They also babysit.
AthenaZ Aug '14
MachineGun Spiders especially the childlike glee of people about to be slaughtered by them Aldebrandi Mourning Feast/ lets get shitfaced & stuffed and laugh our guts out Jurgen as ORC Surprise gifts from Rowan Evaluating potential dalliances for Franchesca Many moments of Giggling Girl talk with Small Fry and Dahlia (It feels like I have sisters) My first game with armor and a real weapon! I jumped into every fight I could (even in a dress) and I felt like a true Warrior especially in the Dalibor/ trade post explosion battle. That and the circling our dead King were epic.
KathPatli Tototl/Medicine Bird Aug '14
Oh, also:
Eztic: "Mom sent us cookies?!" grabs a cookie and stuffs it in his mouth, raises his hands, exulting in Tekalli Someone: "Zorrah, you don't seem as excited as your brother." Zorrah sits, nibbling cookie, smiling very slightly. Someone else: "He's happy on the inside."
veekoJohnny 'Riot' ScutusJohnny "Riot" Scutus Aug '14
"I just ate your dots." - Dahlia. You have made an enemy for life.
Saturday: ORCs overrun junkyard, Rowan downed in the middle, Manny to Johnny: "Scutus, cover me. NOW!"
Jurgen ORC.
Maka's endangered species drawing. The world is being destroyed around us and Maka is making cute little spider pictures.
Sausagefest.
Directorate jokes about Giuseppe/Crow sexuality.
Natasha after the explosion almost breaking down before saving what seemed like every single citizen of Beacon.
EXPLOSIONS!
"I'm Patches!"
Not specific moments but almost every interaction with Balthasari, Roosevelt, and Czezlov.
Twiggy Aug '14
RADIO: Heading to rendezvous point. Will arrive in 5 minutes.
5 minutes later
RADIO: Uh, There appears to be blood at the rendezvous point.
Small_FryFaustine Caplan Aug '14
Running everywhere all the time. Totally worth it then, dying now.
Bird. Yuriy's bird calls, Guiseppe/crow relations, mailbox, CAW CAW CAW-MUNISM.
Sausage party and related jokes.
Dahlia, Small Fry interactions.
Having Real Talk with Guiseppe Sunday morning after realizing Dahlia was in serious bad shape.
The Shoppe.
DREAM GROVE. Actually, for reals, crying from what I saw. Realizing I'm a Caplan and one of my best friends is probably my cousin or brother. Telling Dahlia. "It's going to be terribly inconvenient to dress you all in red now..." - Dahlia
Ditching the nature walk because I was bored and tired.
DA BOMB. Shit. Medics? SURGEONS?! FAAACK.
Getting yelled at by dusters for kneeling to the Aldebrandi (my) king.
Chasing after Gribbit and literally searching the entire town besides the murder rock and murder couch and surrounding trails beyond the junkyard. Trying to find him for his punishment for licking the crown. Feeling responsible because Gribbit is a Dirty Seven.
Trying to decide what to do about my newly discovered heritage. Talking with Dusters, NPC and PC alike, and gauging their reactions.
Stopping Dahlia from murder-shanking Lex for saying hi to me.
Cooking seems to help Dahlia unwind and then also be like "Beteedubs, I might be pregnant". Whaaaat.
Being super pissed that the Red Hammers turned on Patches and wanting some serious revenge. Getting the entire town to go help and getting the Hammers to finally give up. Patches was still in surgery but due to a miscommunication that Patches had died, I demanded all Red Hammers killed. Turns out Dahlia misheard and told me this as I was walking toward her to stab her after being told she was lying about Patches being dead. She apologized quickly and didn't get shanked. Ended up letting the Hammers go and immediately regretting it as I learned that Rowan had died. Feeling completely responsible for Rowan's death and deciding for real to take off her patch and become Aldebrandi. Or did she?
lde47Cross Aug '14
Finally being able to get Dezba her gift
Random plot stuff actually solidifying an end game goal for Cross
Dahlia's death dagger eyes at Yuri for his incest comment
Having that
lde47Cross Aug '14
Sorry I can't post my list. The forum cut everything off at the same point no mater what web browser I use.
AndyTwo-Steps Aug '14
It's an issue with apostrophes or something. Use notepad to copy it as basic text.
BestwickValentine Caplan Aug '14
I had a few great moments this event:
the circle fight against Johnny 2 Butts. I was shocked when everyone started cheering for me! Completely unexpected.
the "Claw-five" that sidewinder gave me after the fight with a "THAT WAS... CLAWESOME!" attached to it
Stealy-bird
machinegun spiders!
the whole betrayal of the red hammers against me due to my own poor decision.
the Council of Beacon actually helping me make my own poor decision.
Dahlia telling me sunday morning that i should just let all the Dusters get killed off for my mistake... it was a fantastic and chilling statement!
the sudden and hefty realization that i now have a large burden of responsibility in leading the Red Hammers.
the quote of "The world could either remember your name as the one who conquered it or as the one who lead your people to destruction" and realizing i choose destruction and need to prevent it
hmm...
The entire trade summit ordeal was absolutely amazing! Fantastic RP and interactions by everyone involved, both on staff and player side alike.
i'm sure there are more but my brain is not handling it properly
AndyTwo-Steps Aug '14 1
In (mostly) no particular order:
-Wrecking that "Triple-Stride" poser in the Post-Off... -Fully becoming the Post-Master General... -Forgoing one of my swords in the Cultist fight, because that hand was occupied by fresh bread. Priorities, people... -"So you can't Waylay me, because I saw you." "Okay." "Three, two, one, lay on!" "Waylay!" "Oh... well, I didn't see you." -Sad sendoffs as Two-Steps removed his Duster patch for good... -Nodding approvingly at Roosevelt as I handed him a letter that had been sealed with a kiss... -Jurgen's emotional roller coaster trial by combat... -The hilarious end of the Ksumken'dar Saga. "Get 'em, Kyle! Come on, stab 'em! Go Kyle! Uh... Kyle? Kyle, where are you going? Uh..." -"I didn't say I wanted him dead. I want an ear." Augh! -Playing with Simon's little robot toy...
Finally: -Getting a slave girl from Alex, then sending her to stay a while with Alex and sending her off to train with Alex in order to help take down Alex.

DaveGame Director Aug '14
Off the top of my head:
Everyone's reactions to the robots.
Everything Dahlia said over the radio
"Why am I the voice of reason?" - Brian Gould
"I'm considering making costumes for the robots"
"I'm sure Giuseppi can handle himself."
Punch drunk Zorrah after combat on Saturday.
adminSimon Aug '14
Everything Dahlia said over the radio
PLAYER: "Bluejay, uh, you're comin' in pretty quiet; you wanna repeat that?" DAHLIA: "Not really."
More moments:
All of Natasha's reactions to the robot action figure.
Doing Steady's makeup.
RYAN: I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first? The bad news is... I didn't bring you guys donuts. The good news is... (raises two Boxes of Joe).
Small Fry's excitement about getting to use the jail.
Tekalli Fire Circle of Death was the most metal plot I've participated in at a game. What was conceived as something fairly straightforward quickly got SUPER REAL. Kudos to all participating players. Favorite moment from that scene: Eztic makes a dramatic speech during loud, angry, swelling music. Just as he begins to speak, the music drops out for a moment, just long enough for him to say grimly, "In'kol'kan... is coming." CUE MASSIVE BASS DROP. MOVIE TRAILER MOMENTS IN MY LARP, GODDAMN.
Rowan Aug '14
MOST AMAZING GAME EVER!
Okay, so yah I know only my second game, but seriously the plot staff rolled out, and all the interactions with everyone this weekend were brilliant! SO MANY FEELS!
A few of my highlights
Radioactive Wolf!!!
Spying on Two Butts with Zorrah.
Staff member: "we heard you cut off someone's ear?" Me: "Yup!" Staff member: "Awesome - here"
- hands Rowan an ear on a necklace" (AWESOME)
Greyson showing up, and Roosevelt signaling Rowan to stay away ever so subtly (yah, teamwork!)
Romantic poems by Sammy.
Roosevelt yelling for Rowan in the post explosion confusion to comfort Konstantine during surgery... aka distracting her from his own surgery in progress.... asshole.
Lt. Hubbard: "Red whorish nail polish is not regulation!"
Yuri chasing the giant bird. (funniest thing all weekend!)
Roosevelt killing a mutant with a brick. (WITH A BRICK!)
Yuriy accepting physical RP and Chezlov's reaction to it.
Chezlov and Konstantin agreeing to be the legal counsel team.
Jurgen accepting a heart breaking responsibility that he carried out to a tee.
Small Fry not being even a little afraid to go kill traitors in the woods!
Penn showing up with a "large acorn" at breakfast!
Riot jumping into every battle fearlessly.
Roosevelt's whole reaction to Rowan dropping. (Broke my fucking heart.)
zorrahyeyi Aug '14
Post-E11 favorite: discovering that www.zuberienergy.com is a valid URL.
IzzyBrit Aug '14
Whaaaaaat?
magusdave Aug '14
That sounds like we should blame Hutch - he is my favorite. Have you checked any of the other corporation names? wink
Venskus Aug '14
Jurgen crushing his opponents head in with a shield. It was a very brutal, heart wrenching moment.
"O is for the shape my mouth makes when I think of you" - Sammy
The reactions at the town meeting before and after Roosevelt took the blame for the explosion at the summit.
The fight outside the summit had so much flavor, that was truly a blast!
"Roosevelt... keep talking to me.. please" - Konstantin holding his guts in right next to me while I was doing the same.
All the new players! You guys really made my event. Great questions, RP, attitude.
Rowan comes storming up to Roosevelt (as is tradition, as is tradition) And usually walks away saying "one of these times I'm going to be right!" Hahaha.
Project [Redacted]
Conspiracy theory conversations with the directorate in their cabin.
Pie making with V
Doing my favorites list before my report card. teehee
PraseodymiumBaldassarre Giotto Aug '14
Riot: "Have you seen Giuseppe? He's not answering his radio." Not noticing that Gribbit licked the crown until he was long gone because I was too busy bowing Not noticing the explosion at the trading post because I was picking up daggers on the other side of the building (but being thankful I wasn't inside) Discussing Lizardman Milk Glands around the campfire. "Orc! Orc! Orc!" Getting everything but my sword arm maimed and the look of disgust on the medic's face when they realized they had to fix all those maims. Helping 2-Steps kill the Caterpillar which looked strikingly like the one we fought my first day in Karst which rolled our group. "I found something in the woods with our names on it!" "Oh cool, some components?" "NO... It has our names on it..." Gribbit presents a skull with a note reading: MY FRIENS: GIBIT, SMALL FRY, SIR BALD GUY <- Whoever came up with this is REALLY CREEPY and also amazing although I've got no idea what it is unless it's Grub's skull although why it would have a note in it is beyond me. Patches and Johnny B putting the smack down on eachother
VoodooSpecterGribbit Aug '14
Finding a skull in the woods with our names on it "Orc! Orc! Orc!" Licking the motherfucking crown Insane luck outrunning Giuseppe - if he hadn't been wearing armor and skidded on the loose rocks I would have been toast. I'm only good at sprinting not at that long distance stuff.
Hiding in the woods with my heart pounding in my chest for what felt like forever until I got nervous about ticks and decided to move out of the woods. Moving to within spitting distance of Small Fry during her search and still avoiding detection. You walked right by me, Katrina. Heart was in throat. NOT SO BAD AT STEALTH AFTER ALL, huh?
"Eyes See Eyes" is actually good advice as it turns out.
The butt-sectomy! (Johnny 2 Butts fight)
dcltdwKonstantin Novoselov Aug '14
Post-E11 favorite: discovering that www.zuberienergy.com is a valid URL.
This.
zorrahyeyi Aug '14
Licking the motherfucking crown
Insane luck outrunning Giuseppe - if he hadn't been wearing armor and skidded on the loose rocks I would have been toast. I'm only good at sprinting not at that long distance stuff.
Hiding in the woods with my heart pounding in my chest for what felt like forever until I got nervous about ticks and decided to move out of the woods.
Moving to within spitting distance of Small Fry during her search and still avoiding detection. You walked right by me, Katrina. Heart was in throat. NOT SO BAD AT STEALTH AFTER ALL, huh?
I do not approve of Duster shenanigans, but this sounds pretty hilarious.