Event 4

Sept. 14, 2012 - Sept. 16, 2012

Event Favorites:

system Sep '12

Bam. Obligatory thread created.

    Question: "Where is he?" Answer: "He's fat and asleep."

    Delicate people mod!

    Grahl agreeing to go adventuring with Astrid and I!

    Speaking of Astrid everything about her was a favorite. Give her all the organs!

    Joining the half metal face club.

wowy319Zack Oak Sep '12

    Being the most inept highwayman ever. I charge out to see Guiseppe and Pals and can only lower my weapons and say "...clearly I have made some bad decisions."

    Kidnapping players in the morning. Introducing the phrase "flame pro-tardent" to Karst.

    Cannibal hillbillies! Kosta as Granpaw/That Cannibal Who Looks Like Evil Mark Twain.

    Trying to assassinate Alex, and the RP that followed.

    The woods around the camp proper. The ground is very comfortable to kneel/sit/lay down on, and there's all kinds of beautiful wildlife out there. Also a moldy couch for some reason.

    Sniping Natasha. Two-steps shouting "SNIPEEEERRRRR!" just made it.

    Going out as the most broken and timid serf with the Inquisitor. Peoples' reactions to it were great, ranging from indifferent to barely-contained fury.

    Being a cyber-mutant. That was a good time.

    Cyber-dusters: The Rise of Little Bot.

Twiggy Sep '12

Brain surgery with Yuri! Brain surgery with Pamra! Brain surgery with random mutant half-bot!

Early morning egg hunting (brains not included)

ART. And...whatever it was Little Dot made.

Moooods

Melee training with Jurgen and friends!

Brotherhood shenanigans with Briteson!

"Here is my 3 part apology"

Acolyte: Well, where is he then? Sidewinder: He's fat and sleeping.

Giuseppe: Where'd you get that dagger? Astrid: Sidewinder gave it to me. Mickey says it's a courting ritual of the Timochen but I am pretty sure that's a lie. Giuseppe: If it were true, then Sidewinder and I have been courting for some time now.

Giuseppe: You're just going through a phase, Addy. When I was young I wanted to be a dragon.

Astrid: Can you imagine? Marrying someone you haven't even met yet? Brother Felix: I guess it's a little odd, but I thought you and Sir Giuseppe have known each other for a long time? Astrid: What? No, not my uncle, Kiteckt Brother Felix: Oh- OH. Well that would be very ill advised Astrid: Wait a minute, you're totally ok with me marrying my uncle, but when its Kiteckt it's a problem? Brother Felix: Er, well, Aldebrandi have some unusual practices...

Little Dot: I have an idea, why don't we pretend that you're dead, and then I'll pretend to be you and then I'll marry Kiteckt. That's what the Aldebrandi do, right?

IzzyBrit Sep '12

Staff allowed to do this?

-Sidewinder trying to give Arista cannibal meat for trade with the kitchen. I just looked at it, looked at him, and ran away.

-"Art sings to your soul! Thats what we read in the book!" The whole art bullshittery. Thanks everyone who painted with us and tried to help convince science minded Brotherhood ladies how to look at art in a non scientific method way. We will be back. I want to cover that whole building with "Art"

    Henry coming back from crunching having found a very old Queens Ounce on the ground.

    Being the thing behind the glass in the non combat mod. Just eyeballing people.

    Arista! Arista! That other serf is tied to the man. What do you think about that? " He probably just gets lost all the time."

    Trying to pretend like I didn't know the people I was bringing on the easter egg hunt were going to get shot at.

    Sitting down with paper, pens and a candle to seal letters on friday night trying to think of who should get letters. Thus Mama Cintelli was born.

    The momentary return of the shannon jon brit show when we went out as Brades, Tinee and Bits Popper.

    The fact that the trading post finally had enough lighting to make me happy!

    Rossana yelling at me to get the eggs.

    Too much fun in staff center with that voice changer.

human_typhoon Sep '12

Hannahin the kitchen: "the three Ps of second dawn: pig fat, potatoes and portion control."

EvilHannah Sep '12

I'm staff but I'm doing this. I don't even care.

Steph the cannibal to Sidewinder: Oh this one's feisty! I like that! Show me what you got, Sparky!

Me: Arista! (popping out of a door) Arista: What? (leading players to look for eggs) Me: Get those eggs! Arista: I'm doing it! (in a perfect teenager whine, and then she started running. I was laughing when I closed the door)

Corey running back and forth with his tin foil hat made me laugh every time.

All of staff through the voice changer: Would you f*ck me? I'd f*ck me, I'd f*ck me sooo haaard.

Kitchen staff, once an hour, to the tune of Single Ladies: ALL THE ALDEBRANDI! all the aldebrandi! ALL THE ALDEBRANDI! all the aldebrandi! If you like it then you should have put a brand on it! If you like it then you should have put a brand on it! Oh oh oh! Etc. It's Shannon's song if you like it! If you don't it was Hannah's fault it exists.

Hannah!/Rossanna the kitchen Aldebrandi.

system Sep '12

My favorits

The non combat mod with little dot Ivan addy and Maka (thank you britt)

The unrivaled fear of te plant monster and the look on hutch's face when he learned of my experiments.

The plant monster in my cabin

Sidewineder becoming vinewineder and convincing him we were not plant monsters and our cabin is not the hive.

Being tended to by the legion doctors when thugs took a turn for the worst

Trying to have a conversation with Hanna as her kitchen freman about how she views her life and then trying to protect her from a hord of mutants with my dagger. Did not go well.

All the role play with sister addy all funny stuff.

Brain science gone all sorts of horrible and the my slef swing the horror of what I helped do

Finding out I killed a warlords father that i called a friend and one point

Running away from britt like it was my job Hitting her with my most powerful shot and she just brushed it off.

Thank you all for an amazing time

IzzyBrit Sep '12

Sorry about that. I was statted high. I actually had Mortmaines stats basically.

Jordan_KeefeLucias Sep '12

-Sheriff Jurgen

-He's asleep. And Fat.

-Realizing I can make the most epic of weapons for people.

-Crud Steaks

-Talking of what it'd be like if Jurgen performed a surgery

-Inquisitor Crouch

-The satisfaction coming from choosing to use the bathroom at the best time when you hear a bloody cry for help from across the campsite

-Learning new games with Niccolo

OVERALL AWESOME EVENT

kimblexScarn Sep '12

    Having the crap scared out of me at 2 o'clock in the morning.

    Having rockstar waylay moments.

    Having the in-game skills to dictate the location where I get dropped by cyborg mutants.

    Chemistry intern Astrid. So glad she's staying on Team Chemist.

    Zorra handing me the bomb and saying "Here, you try!"

    Jurgen so considerately pointing out all the traps that we had avoided by setting them off.

    Zorra, the Economy Puppet Master

DaveGame Director Sep '12

I'm going to keep some of mine somewhat vague to preserve players' in-game secrets:

"I'm amazed by the things people try to make. It's like the Excellent Idea Squad runs the town."

Hearing the results of any of Brit's plots.

Little Dot doing... what ever it is Little Dot does.

Graal's new sword

The musical stylings of staff center.

Hearing two players express how terrifying it would be if X happened, when I had just sent X into game.

system Sep '12

F YOU dave you are evil but awesome

ehutch79Hutch Sep '12

    Graal's new sword

This one statement makes something i saw make total sense now.

matteblack Sep '12

Zorrah, realizing I was tall.

Natasha's letter home.

Watching Scarn waylay mutliple baddies squared off against me. (a couple times)

Coconut Milk.

The nearly avoided shame of being the first tinker to buy a basic rifle for 40salt.

zorrahyeyi Sep '12

    Hearing Skarn waylay mutants from clear across town
    Hearing Skarn run screaming from his cabin at 2 AM
    Little Dot's willingness to sign up for literally anything
    Haunting Miles Caplan
    Astrid's affectionate nicknames for her Aldebrandi relations
    Playing "Tekalli Hold 'Em" for everyone's least favorite components as ante
    "MUSHROOMS!? I F*ING HATE MUSHROOMS!"

zorrahyeyi Sep '12

    Kitchen staff, once an hour, to the tune of Single Ladies: ALL THE ALDEBRANDI! all the aldebrandi! ALL THE ALDEBRANDI! all the aldebrandi! If you like it then you should have put a brand on it! If you like it then you should have put a brand on it! Oh oh oh! Etc. It's Shannon's song if you like it! If you don't it was Hannah's fault it exists.i.

Gods damn it, now I've got this stuck in my head

kimblexScarn Sep '12

Oh I forgot the fun of the mud pit rescue! "I'm stuck! No really! I'm stuck for real for real!"

EvilHannah Sep '12

Almost forgot.

Dave walks out giggling like a mentally ill school girl, then someone starts screaming enthusiastically from by the cabins

:

Me: Plant man hiding in a cabin? Dave: Yeah. ::more demented giggling::

I don't know if I've ever seen Dave so happy.

adminSimon Sep '12

Totally worth the wait.

human_typhoon Sep '12

    Gods damn it, now I've got this stuck in my head

That's kind of the beauty of it.

system Sep '12

I pretty much enjoyed everything at this event.. but:

"Full Bodied Wine"

Plant monsters in general

Holding a small burial ceremony for the poor farmer who had his family eaten by cannibals.

SIDEVINDER

The sheer amount of danger to life there is, i love that feeling of panic when we're getting rolled by mutants

edit Forgot about the letter from Mamma Cintelli. "Dont forget to change your socks everyday!"

Arkaynian Sep '12

        Playing "Tekalli Hold 'Em" for everyone's least favorite components as ante
        "MUSHROOMS!? I F*ING HATE MUSHROOMS!"

..."and this is worth one bullet, and one bullet is worth about five salt so this is worth five salt.. right...? so the pot owes me 4 salt and you ante'd for 1 and I take it for 1 and I use the last 1 to raise.. so we're even right?"

(yes even my brain hurt after that...)

thoughtfulillusionCaitlin Sep '12

So many great moments in this event hehe

The mischievous looks of Brit and Hannah as they not so subtly hinted I should go check out something in the tavern. That being the lovely portrait of a certain alcohol brewing farm girl by a certain high as a kite noble.

The fearful popularity of said farm girl's alcohol. Apparently SD has a lot of Moxie fans o.O well...Moxie fans and masochists hehe

Also, 'All the Aldebrandi' is often stuck in my head now >.< Well played serfs, well played. hehe

There are more, but I'll leave it at that.

IzzyBrit Sep '12

Don't forget how she wants grandchildren!

Matt Sep '12

-Hitting every Goddamn trap in that mod -Fucking up a big mutant - Sidewinder" I know you are not a plant monster Jurgen because your breath is brown." - Inquisitor time even though some of the Aldebrandi are huge Whores. -Tough decisions. - Smacking Henry off of the trading post to finish him off. - Scarn saying he is not much of a fighter and then watching him become a Waylay machine.